early
The people who complain about Mondays must not start drinking early enough.
Bar Jokes
A man walks into a bar. You already know this is going to be good. Our bar jokes collection is packed with classic pub humor, bartender gags and drinking jokes that get funnier with every round. Grab a stool, order something strong, and scroll through the funniest bar jokes on the internet.
I just called in sick because I have a cold…. case if beer in…
I just called in sick because I have a cold…. case if beer in my fridge.
BBQ rules
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity… Read More »BBQ rules
device
Ever heard about the device that converts thoughts into speech? It’s called Alcohol..
regret
If you get drunk and don’t regret anything the next day, then something is wrong with the way you drink!!
better place
Men, never go to a bar to pick up women. Just hang out in the shower head section at Home Depot.
I’ve just dropped my wife off at her mom’s, on my way to the bar.
I’ve just dropped my wife off at her mom’s, on my way to the bar. Man I fucking love this helicopter.
like her
A completely wasted man walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over… Read More »like her
light
And the lord said “let there be light!”… And beer has never been the same since.
mouth to mouth
I opened a new bottle of wine today and let it breathe… It didnt look to be breathing so I gave it mouth to mouth!