movie
A drunk guy was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly, he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started screaming ‘MY PENIS,MY… Read More »movie
thefun
caller id
the caller I.D. says “unavailable” …then so am I
either
If money can’t make you happy, you won’t like poverty either.
she will tell you
“Dad…” “What?” “How do you know when you’ve met the right woman?” “They tell you, son.”
Him: What are you up to?
Him: What are you up to? Me: Looking at cakes. Him: What’s the occasion? Me: I love cake.
while I sleep
My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
nobody
nce, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all… Read More »nobody
next generation
Im gonna laugh when the day comes when our generation is saying. “You spoiled little brats! All we had in our day was Xbox’s, PS3’s,… Read More »next generation
License For Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him ‘Buddy’ or ‘Lassie’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.… Read More »License For Sex
advise
Never get into an arm wrestling match with a guy who has been alone for 6 months