So, the officer stops me and asks for my license and registration. After handing them to him, he asks who the car belongs to. I… Read More »So, the officer stops me and asks for my license and registration.
I’ve been on vacation all week, with the house to myself. I think my penis just filled a restraining order against my hand.
I just realized why they call it “The mall”. Instead of going to one store just go to “them all” Them all =The Mall. Clever.
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once… I’d like to read a prescription bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”
Life turns to death and asks “Why do people love me and hate you?” Death slowly responds “This is a joke site, stop posting meaningless… Read More »respond
I’m planning a trip to Ireland next month. I’m going to rent a car and tour the country. So I’ve been practicing driving on the… Read More »trip to Ireland
Once upon a time, they were known as love birds. Then they found love and got married. Now, they’re angry birds!
I wish I could delete my trouser history.
if you are wondering what I look like without my shirt on. my average McDonald bill is $15.57.v
I’ve worked every day for the last 20 years, getting up at five in the morning, grafting until six at night, to struggle to pay… Read More »I was offered…