My wife said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of…
My wife said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of ‘fuck.’ What the make love is she talking about?
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difference
Men look at a woman’s behind and go “Wow, what an ass!” Women look at a man’s face and think the same…
italicized
The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy. I guess you could say it’s…. italicized.
barter
I told my son about the birds and the bees today. He told me about Mom and the mailman
surprice
So I got a job at McDonald’s recently, and I spent the whole day giving out fake engagement rings with couples’ meals. Best Valentines Day… Read More »surprice
already
My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. I didn’t believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten… Read More »already
on the phone
I heard your house was robbed last week. Are you okay? I heard the robber said you could give him your phone or a blowjob.… Read More »on the phone
difference
Im not saying you shouldnt trust the internet but there is a huge differance between the number of ipads I won and the number of… Read More »difference
do you want?
I just bought a 3D Printer, who wants one? I’ll print you one out.
matches
North Korea Decided Not To Firing Rockets… No One Couldn’t Find The Matches…