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I was painting my room with my brother when I realised. he’s not a very good brush.

huge…

Q. Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? A. Huge tits.

every picture

I don’t get why people say, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is when you were younger.

someday I will…

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I propose we add a day to the week and call it “someday”. Just imagine all the stuff that would get done on that day.

not on fb

I don’t always tell my mother how much I love her. but when I do, it’s not on facebook!!

autocorect

My phone autocorrected “FUCK YOU, FUCKFACE!” to “Yeah, I can get those reports to you by 9am”