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sense

It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.

before

I have to exercise real early in the morning. Before my brain has a chance to figure out what I’m doing.

scanning

I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF

Monday

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It’s Sunday today, and if you are listening really carefully, you can hear how Monday is sharpening it’s claws.

lipstick

My wife found lipstick in my pocket. I told her straight up that I was cheating on her………..there was no way I was gonna tell… Read More »lipstick

magnet

We call her magnet because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.

snail

A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself. Or to put it another way, sometimes scientists get bored.

tha last night i…

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The best moments in life are the ones you can’t put on Facebook

bad man

I’m atheist… But I still want the people I hate to burn in hell.