party problem
At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually… Read More »party problem
thefun
explanation
The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.
Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap…
Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap for you to prepare the table.
Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I…
Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I had sex with that woman” after a porno. YOU just sat on the… Read More »Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I…
pills
My wife said “get some of those pills that help you get an erection”, should have seen her face when I tossed her the diet… Read More »pills
question
How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?
temporary
I don’t think they should put “out of order” signs on escalators when they’re broken. Instead they should have a sign that says “temporarily stairs.”
with knive
When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a… Read More »with knive
chuck
when Britney spears sang “Hit me baby one more time” she wasn’t talking to chuck norris cause if chuck Norris hits someone there isn’t another… Read More »chuck
weird
Giving a girl flowers is weird… “here, I killed these for you… I saw them, and, they reminded me of you so… I killed them.… Read More »weird