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viagraccino

Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.

prood

Oh,you want proof that prayer doesn’t work? just look at the middle east

hormonika

Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A: He was too busy playing the hormonica

applause

If you like to listen to music while having sex. Play a live album. That way you get an applause every 4 minutes.

suffer

Ladies! Men don’t suffer from premature ejaculation. You do.

pervs

Logic: 1.The Government can access any personal info sent over smartphones. 2.Teenagers send each other nudes. 3. The Government is full of giant pervs.

chances

The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. …Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

institution

Someone once said to me, “You’re insane! You should be in an institution!” I said to them, “I’m married” You know what they say, marriage… Read More »institution

Michelle

Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now. I watch a lot of porn.