lap dancing
I don’t understand the point of lap dancing clubs. …If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I’d stay… Read More »lap dancing
thefun
easiest way
I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.
Friday
Why is Friday the most feminine day of the week? It takes forever to come.
So this guy at my school wanted to do cheerleading but it’s not…
So this guy at my school wanted to do cheerleading but it’s not co-ed and everyone was calling him gay. They said that wrestling was… Read More »So this guy at my school wanted to do cheerleading but it’s not…
bullshit
Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming… Read More »bullshit
tales
When women have a few cocktails, they often discuss a few cock tales.
dedication
I’ve been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don’t know how… Read More »dedication
salesman
I sell security alarms door to door, and I’m really good at it. I mean if they aren’t home…. I just leave a brochure on… Read More »salesman
Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures!
Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures!
g-spot
Most womens G-spots are located about 2 inches inside a mans wallet.