ptotoshop
If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people!
thefun
self punishment
I would rather die: A husband walks in on his wife having an affair. Enraged, the husband grabs the man and takes him out to… Read More »self punishment
sweet aroma
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to… Read More »sweet aroma
almost
Just because she weighed as much as two women…. doesn’t mean you had a threesome.
headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the… Read More »headache
kidnapping
According to the anti-piracy ads “Copying DVDs is steeling” By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping.
light
And the lord said “let there be light!”… And beer has never been the same since.
mouth to mouth
I opened a new bottle of wine today and let it breathe… It didnt look to be breathing so I gave it mouth to mouth!
no one
I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.