pissed
Last year, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family for Christmas. My husband was pissed!
thefun
When a woman says “what?” It doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you,…
When a woman says “what?” It doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you, it means she’s giving you a chance to correct herself.
I had a bikini wax today, It wasn’t painful at all.
I had a bikini wax today, It wasn’t painful at all. Very pleasent and quite erotic actually…. watching four chicks in flimsy swimwear wash my… Read More »I had a bikini wax today, It wasn’t painful at all.
for my wife
People look at me strange when I buy tampons at the supermarket. “They’re for the wife,” I say patiently, as I pack them away. Then… Read More »for my wife
razor
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that… Read More »razor
horndog
At the marriage counselor, my wife says, “I do SO enjoy sex! But this horndog wants it five or six times a YEAR!”
difference
What women want to see in a man .. kindness , romance, tenderness, and loyalty What a man wants to see in a woman ..… Read More »difference
watch
While at the mall the other day, I saw a sign saying “Watch repairs”… Wasn’t very interesting to be honest, I’d rather watch porn!!
one day
baby: ” you mean to tell me one day I’m gonna have to pay to suck on boobies!?” mom: ” yes,now suck it”