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Husband: Honey, how many men have you slept with? Wife: 30…. Husband: I wish you’d have been a virgin when I married you. Wife: I… Read More »numbers

Immature. A word used by boring people to describe fun people.

ATM asks if I want to donate to charity. Sure! Donate my transaction fee.

It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.

I have to exercise real early in the morning. Before my brain has a chance to figure out what I’m doing.

I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF

It’s Sunday today, and if you are listening really carefully, you can hear how Monday is sharpening it’s claws.

My wife found lipstick in my pocket. I told her straight up that I was cheating on her………..there was no way I was gonna tell… Read More »lipstick

We call her magnet because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.

A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself. Or to put it another way, sometimes scientists get bored.