Why couldn’t the dwarf see objects that were far away?
He was short sighted
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One day Saint Peter got bored
He decided to begin asking people how they died. A man comes up so saint Peter asked how he died. The man said “I was… Read More »One day Saint Peter got bored
AMG GTR PO & Nissan GTR PO
how much do they go around for?
Life is unfair to English teacher released from jail after serving 5 years for sex with 16 year old boy who is in love with her
The judge has ruled that sentence cannot end with a proposition.
Night vision scopes and astronomy
Has anyone tried to use one of those night vision gadgets to look at the sky? Is it helpful?What about taking the guts out to… Read More »Night vision scopes and astronomy
I went to the chemist today and asked for a box of condoms
The girl serving asked me if I wanted a bag with it .I said, “No thanks, she’s actually quite pretty.”
Being a Genie is so much fun.
Last week a kid wished his pets could live as long as him. So I made his parents anti-vaxxers.
“Would you circumcise my son?”
Rabbi: “How old is he?””Five.”Rabbi: “Are you kidding? That’s way past the usual cut off date.”
Why did Logan Paul not give rice gum a hi five?
Because he likes to leave asians hanging
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender stops him in advance, “We don’t serve noble gases around here.”Helium doesn’t react.