I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart.
What he’s doing round my house I don’t know.
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Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
She said, “Johnny go watch the men working and come back and tell me what you learned.”So Johnny went and watched the construction workers work… Read More »Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only comes once a yearSorry if this is a repeated joke- first time poster
A boy asks his dad to explain the solar eclipse,
His father replies,‘No son’.
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What meals do you guys cook for yourselves/your families?
So I’m a bachelor Arab who lives in Europe, I like to cook and I’ve been thinking of expanding my recipes, one thing I really… Read More »What meals do you guys cook for yourselves/your families?
Two cannibals are eating a clown..
One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?
Wait for it
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The waitress asked me if I was familiar with ”Farm to Table” dining.
I told her I was more experienced with fast food and “Table to Toilet” dining.
Why did the grinch rob the liquor store?
He was in need of some holiday spirit