My dad joke
So it’s Christmas time, and Jesus arrives at his parents house. Jesus says “hello mother I have arrived” and Mary says “it wouldn’t be Christmas… Read More »My dad joke
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6 six years ago I made a new year’s resolution, and I have never broken it.
“No more New year’s resolutions”
What did JFK realize on 11/22/1963?
JFK finally got it through his head that Dallas was no place for liberals. instagram türk beğeni satın al
What’s a goats favorite song?
Baaaaaad guy. By Billie Eilish
You’d think anybody being given a multi-storey car park in the CBD would be cock-a-hoop but no, not Mariah Carey…
She told him repeatedly she didn’t want a lot for Christmas. instagram türk beğeni satın al
A man is talking to his metal collection
Man: So are you Chinese or Japanese?Metal: Bitch I’m fuckin manganese instagram türk beğeni satın al
What’s the difference between…
Donald Trump and God?God doesn’t think he’s Trump. instagram türk beğeni satın al
I really love the ticking of old clocks
My psychiatrist calls it a second hand emotion.
Winter Racism
Something about Winter makes Minnesotans super racist. Everyone I know keeps saying when I’m driving I gotta watch out for black guys.
In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.
His name was Dolf, but he was more commonly called by another name, whispered by mothers to their children as a warning – “The Red”,… Read More »In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.