What’s the difference between a…
Fish and a piano?You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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A politician and intestines are surprisingly similar
After all. They both have shit coming out of them
There are rumours that the reason I’m leaving the company is because I was fired for breaking the windshield of my boss’s Honda car…
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A man tried to connect to his local bar’s WiFi.
“What’s the password for the WiFi?” The man asked the bartender.He replied, “Buy a beer to find out.”The man bought himself a drink and returned… Read More »A man tried to connect to his local bar’s WiFi.
At a funeral, a guy approaches another one and asks
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Girl: What do you think about our LOVE?
Girl: What do you think about our LOVE?Boy: Try to count the stars in the Sky.Girl: Awwwww. oh my God, you mean its Infinite?Boy: No… Read More »Girl: What do you think about our LOVE?
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From Titanfall to Star Wars It Was Respawn’s Decade, We Just Lived In It
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I realized the reason it’s called Instagram!
So, I figured out why it’s called Instagram. It’s full of chicks who only weigh a gram and want instant clicks! oto beğeni satın al
My 3rd Christmas in a row, alone and broke
I’ve secluded myself away from my one and only family member, and friends over the past few years(death in family, breakup, medical issues). It’s sick… Read More »My 3rd Christmas in a row, alone and broke