Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it…by thefunJuly 16, 2022April 14, 2026Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it will be a very quick death.” More Marriage JokesUnexpectedly earlyMy wife and I were heading out for our date night.My wife and I started role playing in the bedroom.ListsWhat’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac?My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons….