He is on a ship near an island a long way from home, and he knows he will be there a long time. He sends a letter to his wife saying that there are lots of young and beautiful girls on the island. Could she send him something to distract him from them? She sends him an accordion with a note saying “Learn to play this.”Six months later, he arrives home. He says to his wife, “I can’t wait to get into bed with you!” She replies “First, let’s see how well you play that accordion.”