I’m a bartenderby thefunDecember 20, 2019Guy: One Mojito pleaseMe: SureGuy: Can you make it virgin?Me (Holding back tears): Yes… yes I can More Bar JokesA waiter brings dinner to the tableMy ex is upset that I tell people she performs multiple handjobs every day for £5 a pop…I told all my friends to stand in a line and punch me…JOKESTERJOKESTERAs a scientist, I finally reach the same achievement as Isaac Newton and Josiah Gibbs.