I looked at my girlfriend ,who was sitting next to me, and I thought to myself, “My God, what a beauty! What a woman! True love has finally come my way after years of searching! Finally I’ve found joy and happiness! I can finally settle down and start a family with my soulmate!” I swear, it’s like she could read my mind because next thing you know she looked at me with those beautiful light brown eyes of hers, kissed me, and said… “Babe I’m hungry. I’m going to the kitchen to make use a couple sandwiches; however, they won’t have bacon on them because there is none. I ate it all this morning.”
And THAT my friends is the story on why I’m single again.