JOKESTERby thefunMay 4, 2020my husband pissed me off today, so I poured some water on the floor in front of the washing machine…..2 hours he’s been trying to fix it ?? More Marriage JokesJOKESTERAfter 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says…Screams of passionAn Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion