Skip to the main content
-
What’s it called when you marry a shoemaker?
Marrying your sole-mate
-
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New…
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New York eity
-
Knock-knock
Who’s there?Abby.Abby who?Abby new year!
-
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos… poof. He disappeared without a tres.
-
Early Celebrations
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5thWhy?Because I like to reduce fractions.Happy New Year
-
You cannot “own” land; All of it belongs to mother Earth. Who are we in our hubris to claim that Her bounty may be our possession alone? We did not create this world- this world created us and as such we cannot lay claim to its body.
Get this fucking parking ticket out of my face!
-
Guys, I think this sub is really improving.
I haven’t seen a repost since last decade.
-
This sub seems dead.
There haven’t been any good jokes all decade.
-
If you’re surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide
Imagine how surprised he must have been.
-
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight, and 2021!Happy new year y’all!