Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.
-
A man with no arms and legs was sun baking on the beach.
A gorgeous blonde was walking past him, stopped for a second with a tang of pity in her eyes.“Have you ever had a hug?” She asked. “No.” So with an “aww”, she gave him a big hug.Two minutes later, another beautiful woman was walking past the man.“Aw look at you honey. Have you ever been kissed?”“No.” He says. She leans down and gives him a passionate kiss.Another few minutes pass and another stunning lady walks past.“Oh you poor thing…Have you ever been fucked?” “No.” “Well you will be soon, the tides coming in.”
-
“I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire wikipedia.”
“Wait, I can explain everything!”
-
What do Melania and the Donald have in common?
They’re both fucking stupid.
-
If I put self raising flour on it…
Does that mean I still have to pay child support?
-
I hit a new high today, but my wife tells me that it’s actually the lowest I’ve ever been.
Turns out substance abuse isn’t a joke.
-
What’s the difference between choking fetish and necrophilia?
About 15 seconds
-
A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment complex on his own. He proudly went down to the foyer to put his name on his mailbox.
While he was there, a stunning young blonde came out of the apartment and walked down to the mailboxes, wearing only a bathrobe.The young man smiled at the woman and she started up a conversation with him.As they talked……her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying with all his effort to maintain eye contact.After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, ‘Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.’Nervously he followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her bathrobe to fall off completely.Now nude, she purred at him……… ‘What would you say is my best feature?’Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, ‘It’s got to be your ears!!!’Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, ‘My ears?!?!?”Look at these breasts; they are a full 39 inches and 100% natural…… I work out every day and my Ass is firm and solid…….i have a 28 inch waist……. Look at my skin – not a blemish anywhere!!!!’How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears!?!’
-
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask him politely.