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not my circus
Everytime you feel yourself getting pulled into other peoples drama, repeat these words:
NOT MY CIRCUS~NOT MY MONKEYS!
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Still haven’t found
Bono from U2 is the voice of my cars GPS.
It sucks. The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.???
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Still in paradise
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would all still be in Paradise, as they would have eaten the fucking snake.
???
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Trying
Boy asks mum, “Is it bad to have a penis?”
She says “No, why?”“Because, dad is upstairs, trying to pull his off.”
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Check
My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the UPS driver knocked on our door to see if everything was alright
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Problems solved
Fall in love with your problems, maybe they’ll leave you too.
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Only the…
Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big
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Pour favor
My neighbour’s 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.
He still can’t say “please” though, which I think is poor for four.
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Frank Einstein
Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?