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  • Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries.

    Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries. No bro I’m just trying to pay for them, everyone’s so violent these days.

  • Waiting

    religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick

  • Protect

    The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong. Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

  • JOKESTER

    Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . .
    Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse

  • JOKESTER

    What happens when someone yells “FIRE”, during a porn shoot?

    Premature Evacuations

  • JOKESTER

    Life is short, if you can’t laugh at yourself call me, I will.

  • JOKESTER

    Scientists: Direct exposure to sunlight will kill Covid19 in as little as 3 minutes.
    Government: Close the beaches! Everyone stay inside!

  • At the same time

    I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.

  • I haven’t laughed since my wife died.

    I haven’t laughed since my wife died. People often ask:

    Why did you laugh when your wife died?

  • JOKESTER

    Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.