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What’s the perfect date?
What’s the perfect date?
DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me
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My life was ruined by my obsession with video games.
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games.
Fortunately, I had another two lives.
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Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine…
Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine…
Going to watch all documentaries this way now!
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I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today.
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today.
The parents called the manager.
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I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with…
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with big brown eyes.
But in reality, I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle
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I got fired from work today I don’t know why, I didn’t even do…
I got fired from work todayI don’t know why, I didn’t even do anything.
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A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!Her husband asked ” what happened ? “”
The doctor was stunned and he said that for a 45 year old woman , I’ve the breasts of an 18 year old ”
“Did he say anything about your 45 year old ass?” Asked the husband.
” No ” she answered ” the topic of you never came up in the conversation at all ”
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Professor: April, you are failing my class.
Professor: April, you are failing my class.April: Oh, Professor. My parents will be so mad. I’m sure we can fix this. I’ll do annnything to pass.
Professor: {gulp} anything?
April: YES! Anything you can dream up.
Professor: Will you…… study?
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My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building…
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course…It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz
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How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy…
How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy… You just tell them you can’t come!