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My wife said that I have no discretion…
My wife said that I have no discretion…
What do you guys think?
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“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step…
“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process:
Step 1: take off your glasses
Step 2: say: ‘I’m afraid I can’t see you anymore!’
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This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator…
This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator support group.’u
Trns out, it was tomorrow.
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Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time…
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.
The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight.
Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem.
He said well take these drinks to table. 10.
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I don’t know what “procrastinate” means.
I don’t know what “procrastinate” means.
I think I’ll look it up later.
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What’s the perfect date?
What’s the perfect date?
DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me
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My life was ruined by my obsession with video games.
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games.
Fortunately, I had another two lives.
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Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine…
Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine…
Going to watch all documentaries this way now!
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I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today.
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today.
The parents called the manager.