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Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice…
Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice when a word in a sentence is replaced
by a musical instrument.
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Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage.
Husband : well no one did , I didn’t need one since there was no headache!
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If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks.
You will have company
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What’s the difference between USA and USB?
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.
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Police arrested a time traveller from 2018.
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018.
He still can’t believe that he was arrested for not wearing a mask in a bank.
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I needed a password eight characters long.
I needed a password eight characters long. I went with SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
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So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just…
So much nudity online these days . . .
. . . sometimes I just sit in front of my laptop shaking my fist.
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My therapist says I have a problem trusting people.
My therapist says I have a problem trusting people.
Or at least she claims she’s my therapist.
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Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the…
Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I’d like to hear today’s special.
I said yeah
He said, today is special.
I said, I can appreciate a good dad joke, but can you tell me about the menu please.
The waiter slams his notebook down on the table, and says, sir the men I please is my own private business.