Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends and lovers…
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends and lovers before me.!
She always calls me her sixty second lover.!!
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I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo!
I Just got fired from Google
Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office
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How do you get an fat person in your bedroom?
How do you get an fat person in your bedroom?
Piece of cake
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I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist.
I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist. I’d be like, “have you tried anal?”
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2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’
2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my assh*le bleached’
1st lady says: ‘Really? I can’t imagine your husband as a blonde’
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I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in…
I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in front of an empty cage.
Stand back and watch the fun.
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Me – “We’re having a baby!” Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a…
Me – “We’re having a baby!”
Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a boy?”
Me – “Yes, what else could it be..?”
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I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on…
I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana.
Now after ten years of marriage, I only get aroused if she starts choking on it.
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2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’
2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my assh*le bleached’
1st lady says: ‘Really? I can’t imagine your husband as a blonde’
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the…
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet
I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.