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2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’
2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my assh*le bleached’
1st lady says: ‘Really? I can’t imagine your husband as a blonde’
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I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in…
I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in front of an empty cage.
Stand back and watch the fun.
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Me – “We’re having a baby!” Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a…
Me – “We’re having a baby!”
Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a boy?”
Me – “Yes, what else could it be..?”
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I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on…
I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana.
Now after ten years of marriage, I only get aroused if she starts choking on it.
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2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’
2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my assh*le bleached’
1st lady says: ‘Really? I can’t imagine your husband as a blonde’
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the…
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet
I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
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My wife said that I have no discretion…
My wife said that I have no discretion…
What do you guys think?
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“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step…
“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process:
Step 1: take off your glasses
Step 2: say: ‘I’m afraid I can’t see you anymore!’
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This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator…
This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator support group.’u
Trns out, it was tomorrow.
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Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time…
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.
The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight.
Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem.
He said well take these drinks to table. 10.
Jokes
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