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Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction?
Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction?
I’ve tried fucking everything
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I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.
I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.
I told them I could explain everything.
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Two men are robbing a liquor store… One says, ‘Is this whisky?’…
Two men are robbing a liquor store…
One says, ‘Is this whisky?’‘Yes’, the other replies, ‘but not as whisky was wobbing a bank’
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Doctors advice
My doctor told me I have to give up half my sex life.
I asked which half, thinking about it or talking about it?
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Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last…
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn’t go very well.
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.
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I took viagra when I got to the office today.
I took viagra when I got to the office today.
I’m working hard now.
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I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I…
I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I was shocked!!
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I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and…
I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items she needed. So I said in my best engineer voice, “Hey sweetheart, why don’t you utilize the load maximization principle and carry all the items you need in one trip, thereby minimizing the total distance travelled?”
Well don’t you know, she loved my suggestion!
It used to take her 11 minutes to make her breakfast… now I do it in 5.
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Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Me: We did a guessing game
Mom: But I thought you had a math exam.
Me: That’s right!
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What do sex and the U.S.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common?
When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money