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reason
I like to hug my enemies.
So I know how big to dig the hole to bury them in..
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sense of humor
Friend: I see you still haven’t lost your sense of humor
Me: I see you still haven’t found yours
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honest
I asked my boyfriend if he would stay with me when I get fat and ugly.
He said ” I’m already here…”
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firefly
One firefly to another: “I really need to get some glasses, I nearly fucked a lit cigarette”.
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quality
Nudist beaches are great
The only problem is the quality control.
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new game
I’d like to invent a new game. You compare boobs in size, shape, quality and performance.
I call it battle of the boobs.
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new law
How do we not have a law requiring the cashier to high five you when making a condom purchase?
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sounds
Ever wonder if the sound effects in porn is actually just a recording of a fat girl eating a delicious hamburger?
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lying
If anyone ever tells you they’ve lost their voice,
They’re lying.