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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

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  • I just realized why they call it “The mall”.

    I just realized why they call it “The mall”.
    Instead of going to one store just go to “them all”
    Them all =The Mall.
    Clever.

  • side effects

    Why are there never any good side effects? Just once… I’d like to read a prescription bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”

  • respond

    Life turns to death and asks “Why do people love me and hate you?” Death slowly responds “This is a joke site, stop posting meaningless sentimental bullshit, asshole”

  • trip to Ireland

    I’m planning a trip to Ireland next month. I’m going to rent a car and tour the country. So I’ve been practicing driving on the wrong side of the road while intoxicated ….

    That’s a legitimate excuse officer.

  • birds

    Once upon a time, they were known as love birds.
    Then they found love and got married.
    Now, they’re angry birds!

  • I wish I could delete my trouser history.

    I wish I could delete my trouser history.

  • don`t wonder

    if you are wondering what I look like without my shirt on.
    my average McDonald bill is $15.57.v

  • I was offered…

    I’ve worked every day for the last 20 years, getting up at five in the morning, grafting until six at night, to struggle to pay for fuel, to pay my mortgage and put food in the cupboard. Today I was offered free heating, free accommodation and free cooked meals, with the added bonus that I wouldn’t even have to work for it.”I’ll take it!” I shouted to the judge.

  • Putin

    Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression.

    Apparently he can predict who will commit suicide the next week in London by just picking up his phone.

  • better phone

    As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately burst out laughing and put his iPhone next to mine. I gave it a disdainful look.”Why don’t you get a better phone, mate?” he asked.”I don’t need one.” I replied. “My phone does everything that I need and it’s better than yours.”
    He burst out laughing again. “Better than mine?” he roared. “Mine has 3G, Wi-Fi, the iMessage service, a best-in-class browser, five megapixel camera, access to the App Store for virtually unlimited customisation plus a built-in iPod for all my music. If yours is better than mine, I’ll give you my phone.”
    “I don’t want your phone.” I said, “Mine’s the best, why would I want a second-best, second-hand phone? I tell you what, though, if I can prove that mine is better than yours, how about you give me the cash equivalent of your phone?”
    “You’re on!” he crowed. “Show me something with your phone and I’ll show you how mine is better”

    Casually, I knocked my phone off the table.

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