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I’ve never understood why guys go to strip clubs.
I’ve never understood why guys go to strip clubs. If I wanted someone to flash their tits, come on to me, take my money, then refuse to fuck me I would go home to my wife.
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except
I just explained Google images to my mum.
‘Pick anything to search for’, I said. She replied ‘What about a nice cream pie?’.
‘Except that.’ I said.
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clinomania
Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday? Were you sick?”
Me: “Yeah, i was sick with Clinomania.”
Teacher: ” Oh, okay. Excused.”
Clinomania:(n) excessive desire to stay in bed.
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so hard
Mom: “Shouldn’t you be cleaning your room?”
Me: “Shouldn’t you be in the Kitchen?”
I’ve never been hit so hard.
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Hello
I got sent out of class once at school. The teacher shouted at me, “what would your parents say if I called them?”
“Umm… Hello?”
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question
Seriously, what if the astroid that hit Earth and killed all the dinosaurs was a UFO…….
……. and we’re the aliens……
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familiar
Is it just me or the words “Lawyer” and “Liar” sound a bit too familiar….??
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My wife said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of…
My wife said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of ‘fuck.’
What the make love is she talking about?
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difference
Men look at a woman’s behind and go “Wow, what an ass!”
Women look at a man’s face and think the same…