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  • My wife said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of…

    My wife said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of ‘fuck.’

    What the make love is she talking about?

  • difference

    Men look at a woman’s behind and go “Wow, what an ass!”

    Women look at a man’s face and think the same…

  • italicized

    The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy.
    I guess you could say it’s…. italicized.

  • barter

    I told my son about the birds and the bees today. He told me about Mom and the mailman

  • surprice

    So I got a job at McDonald’s recently, and I spent the whole day giving out fake engagement rings with couples’ meals. Best Valentines Day Ever.

  • already

    My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. I didn’t believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten years older already.

  • on the phone

    I heard your house was robbed last week. Are you okay? I heard the robber said you could give him your phone or a blowjob.

    I see you are reading this on your phone.

  • difference

    Im not saying you shouldnt trust the internet but there is a huge differance between the number of ipads I won and the number of ipads I own.

  • do you want?

    I just bought a 3D Printer, who wants one?

    I’ll print you one out.

  • matches

    North Korea Decided Not To Firing Rockets…
    No One Couldn’t Find The Matches…