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ATM asks
ATM asks if I want to donate to charity. Sure! Donate my transaction fee.
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sense
It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.
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before
I have to exercise real early in the morning.
Before my brain has a chance to figure out what I’m doing.
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scanning
I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF
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Monday
It’s Sunday today, and if you are listening really carefully, you can hear how Monday is sharpening it’s claws.
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lipstick
My wife found lipstick in my pocket. I told her straight up that I was cheating on her………..there was no way I was gonna tell her that I sell AVON!
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magnet
We call her magnet because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.
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snail
A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself.
Or to put it another way, sometimes scientists get bored.
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tha last night i…
The best moments in life are the ones you can’t put on Facebook
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bad man
I’m atheist… But I still want the people I hate to burn in hell.