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Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap…
Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap for you to prepare the table.
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Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I…
Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I had sex with that woman” after a porno.
YOU just sat on the couch. Sooo… STFU!!
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pills
My wife said “get some of those pills that help you get an erection”,
should have seen her face when I tossed her the diet pills.
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question
How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?
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temporary
I don’t think they should put “out of order” signs on escalators when they’re broken. Instead they should have a sign that says “temporarily stairs.”
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with knive
When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date…
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chuck
when Britney spears sang “Hit me baby one more time” she wasn’t talking to chuck norris cause if chuck Norris hits someone there isn’t another time!
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weird
Giving a girl flowers is weird…
“here, I killed these for you… I saw them, and, they reminded me of you so… I killed them. You should put them in water if you want them to… die slower”
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numbers
Husband: Honey, how many men have you slept with?
Wife: 30….
Husband: I wish you’d have been a virgin when I married you.
Wife: I was.
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Immature.
Immature. A word used by boring people to describe fun people.