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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

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  • My daughter asked me why I haven’t been reading my texts…..

    My daughter asked me why I haven’t been reading my texts…..
    I figured if they were important, the NSA would tell me!!


  • cheapest

    I wish I didn’t buy the cheapest GPS they had.
    It’s just a woman’s voice, telling me to pull over and ask for directions.


  • no excuse

    Me: is there a problem officer?
    Cop: I noticed the vehicle swerving a lot.
    Me: I had 8 beers officer.
    Cop: that’s no excuse to let your wife drive.


  • I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first…

    I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people that send me a dollar.


  • more beer

    At the bar, Bizi orders 10 beers. An hour later, he orders 10 more.
    What does he have?
    …A wife and 4 fucking kids…


  • lower

    Women may not hit harder, but they do hit lower.


  • behind

    Behind every great woman is a man who loves doggy style.


  • finally

    I can’t be sure if my vegetarian neighbors are having sex or finally decided to eat bacon…


  • party problem

    At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.


  • explanation

    The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.


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