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fingers
My wife was complaining that I never lift a finger around the house. So I did,
The middle one.
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viagraccino
Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.
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prood
Oh,you want proof that prayer doesn’t work?
just look at the middle east
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hormonika
Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
A: He was too busy playing the hormonica
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applause
If you like to listen to music while having sex. Play a live album.
That way you get an applause every 4 minutes.
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suffer
Ladies!
Men don’t suffer from premature ejaculation.
You do.
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pervs
Logic: 1.The Government can access any personal info sent over smartphones. 2.Teenagers send each other nudes. 3. The Government is full of giant pervs.
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institution
Someone once said to me, “You’re insane! You should be in an institution!”
I said to them, “I’m married”
You know what they say, marriage is an institution..
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Michelle
Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now.
I watch a lot of porn.