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absolutely
I’m absolutely awesome in bed…
Yesterday, I slept in until 2pm!!
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I will..
The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
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Diet Tip: Don’t visit your grandmother.
Diet Tip: Don’t visit your grandmother.
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Colbie
I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advise.
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your turn
A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I am the greatest. Vagina: That’s nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex, that’s why I am the greatest.
Why are you scrolling down? It’s your turn to speak!
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songs
Some historians believe the word “Love” stems from an old Viking word meaning “Vagina”. With this in mind, lets take a look at some song titles and see how it changes their meaning.
1.) Sugababes – My Love is Pink
2.) Bee Gees – How Deep is Your Love? 3.) Elvis Presley – A Big Hunk of Love 4.) The Beatles – All You Need is Love 5.) Bellamy Brothers – Let Your Love Flow 6.) J Geils – Love Stinks 7.) Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love 8.) Barry White – Can’t Get Enough of Your Love.
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special day
I lost my job and my wife on the same day.
…Thank you Mega millions
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who tf
So after my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in a few seconds later and uttered the 5 words noone ever wants to hear “who the fuck was that?”
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pissed
Last year, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family for Christmas. My husband was pissed!
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When a woman says “what?” It doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you,…
When a woman says “what?” It doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you, it means she’s giving you a chance to correct herself.