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reason
I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
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difference
5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck; 5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked!
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Never wave to your friends at an auction.
Never wave to your friends at an auction.
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hello, I am..
Internet was not working last night spent time with family.
They seem to be nice people.
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f job
My wife filed for divorce when she found out I was in porn…
what a hypocritical bitch, she was the one that told me to get a fucking job!
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bad language
Just tried to remember the Macarena and wound up telling some deaf girl I fucked her husband.
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multiple
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Thanks, guys.
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cheat
I’m holding a latte and a croissant while I break into this Mercedes… That way people will think its mine and I locked my keys inside.
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no change
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb ?
None. Politicians never change anything.
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movie
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied “I still love vista, baby.”