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multi
I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time.
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fun Q&A
me : *washing car*
neighbor : your washing your car ?
me : no I’m watering to see if it grows into a bus
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degrees
A man finds his wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks.
Man: What the hell are you doing?
Wife: Washing at 30 degrees.
Man: …..
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missing
Husband throws darts at wife’s photo but not a single one hits the target.
Wife from kitchen, “honey, what are you doing?”
Husband, “Missing you “
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too much
I just want to lose weight by staying in bed, watching TV, and eating chocolate chip cookies. Is that too much to ask??
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secure place
If you want to keep a
secret from me, write it and send it to
me as a Facebook event invitation.
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study
Stu(dying)
Stu(died)
Coincidence? I think not.
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history
School teacher: do you prefer modern history or ancient history?
Me: I only know about clearing history.
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Michelle
Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now.
I watch a lot of porn.
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so true
Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who’s got the better imaginary friend…