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  • carnival

    A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
    A lady asks “What are you dressed as?”
    He says a fireman!
    You break the glass, pull the knob and I’ll cum as fast as I can.

  • winner

    Had a fight with an erection this morning.
    I beat it single handedly.

  • price

    ‘organic’ is a special term used in supermarkets meaning ‘twice as expensive’

  • reason

    I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

  • difference

    5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck; 5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked!

  • Never wave to your friends at an auction.

    Never wave to your friends at an auction.

  • hello, I am..

    Internet was not working last night spent time with family.
    They seem to be nice people.

  • f job

    My wife filed for divorce when she found out I was in porn…

    what a hypocritical bitch, she was the one that told me to get a fucking job!

  • bad language

    Just tried to remember the Macarena and wound up telling some deaf girl I fucked her husband.

  • multiple

    What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
    Thanks, guys.