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The internet is a drug.
The internet is a drug. You get on for 1 minute to check your Facebook, 4 hours later your pants are down by your ankles and you feel all awkward and lonely.
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nothing new
They say the Kindle Fire is the first tablet that allows you to communicate with the cloud.
I found I was able to communicate with both clouds and rainbows using LSD.
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cat life
How is it that whenever I run over a cat it’s on it’s 9th life?
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the near future
Standing on the street, I was telling a co worker about how the government plants surveillance devices in street equipment to watch us…
“That’s a fucking lie”, replied a lamp post.
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Swiss
“What’s the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?”
“Well, the flag is a big plus!”
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warning
My favorite bumper sticker: “If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you.”
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а finger
My blonde secretary had to take down a lot of notes, so I told her she could use my Dictaphone. She said, “No, thanks. I’ll use my finger.”
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advice
Be yourself.
Unless you want to be with me. Then be what I want. At the exact moment that I want it.
– All women
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what to do
After spending every spare minute of the last ten years trying to perfect my cloning machine, I finally cracked it last night.
Now I don’t know what to do with myself.
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smudge
Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.