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honestly
I was in a coffee shop a couple of weeks ago and I overheard this woman say, “Guys who drive expensive cars have small penises.” I went to go talk to her. I’m like, ”Excuse me, ma’am. That is not entirely accurate because I drive a really inexpensive car and I also have a small penis.”
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Obama 2008: yes, we can Obama 2013: yes, we scan
Obama 2008: yes, we can
Obama 2013: yes, we scan
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compromise
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn’t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.
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S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
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Misspelled words can sometime ruin your life.
Misspelled words can sometime ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife..”I’m having a great time, wish you were her.
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mini skirt
Girl: My lips are so chapped!
Nerd: Well, it’s your own fault for wearing mini skirts in winter.
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interesting ad
The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
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not capable
Group sex…
For those not capable of getting the job done themselves!!
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at 16
When I was a kid, we all played spin the bottle. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny.
By the time I was 16 I owned my own house.