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  • What’s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees:…

    What’s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³
    What teacher sees: 2+2=4
    What you see: すきうせちし
    What you remember:

  • blonde

    Death : ” its time , give me your hand ”
    Blonde : ” No way , I know that if I don’t touch you , I don’t die ”
    Death : ” Oh shit , you figured it the secret of eternal life !! Hi five !! ”
    * hi five slap Death : dumb bitch …

  • avoiding

    When I first saw you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

  • multi

    I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time.

  • fun Q&A

    me : *washing car*
    neighbor : your washing your car ?
    me : no I’m watering to see if it grows into a bus

  • degrees

    A man finds his wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks.
    Man: What the hell are you doing?
    Wife: Washing at 30 degrees.
    Man: …..

  • missing

    Husband throws darts at wife’s photo but not a single one hits the target.
    Wife from kitchen, “honey, what are you doing?”
    Husband, “Missing you “

  • too much

    I just want to lose weight by staying in bed, watching TV, and eating chocolate chip cookies. Is that too much to ask??

  • secure place

    If you want to keep a
    secret from me, write it and send it to
    me as a Facebook event invitation.

  • study

    Stu(dying)
    Stu(died)
    Coincidence? I think not.