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the future
My art teacher told us to draw what the future would look like. Everyone drew flying cars and spaceships. I drew a shell gas station with $15.00 a gallon.
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My new pool boy obviously hasn’t watched enough porn to know the…
My new pool boy obviously hasn’t watched enough porn to know the real reason I hired him.
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O, shit…
My grandad asked me what I wanted for my birthday so I told him a ship in a bottle… Shame his hearing is getting bad.
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cheers
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends!…..
may they never meet!
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advice
To my future kids:
You are gonna start out with a flip phone,I don’t care if the Galaxy S10 is out,you are gonna know the struggle.
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prank
It’d be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off the mask.
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reason
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia…. I can’t sleep because I have internet.
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suddenly
I took off my boyfriend’s glasses last night and said, “Wow, you’re stunning!”
He said, “And so are you….…suddenly.”
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fantasy
My husband asked me to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy…
that we have health insurance.
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awkward
There’s nothing more awkward than beating your family on a Wii game that requires the remote to be vigorously jerked back and forth, only for your mother to ask you “Have you been practicing?”