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make fun
I tried to convince my little girl that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo your pants.
…But she didn’t buy it. She’s still making fun of me.
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self checkout
The self checkout was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
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never tell
One thing my old Dad always said to me: Son, never explain yourself to anyone.
He never did tell me why.
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r.i.p.
As the inventor of the computer mouse has died I can just imagine how his funeral will be.
Drag and drop.
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modern
Me at art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art.
Art dealer : I beg your pardon Sir, that’s a mirror ..
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do you have an opinion?
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.
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choose
There are two ways to avoid hangovers:
1* Don’t drink
2* Don’t stop
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secret
You know what Victoria’s Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue.
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I hate people who claim to be helping me but then steal my money !
I hate people who claim to be helping me but then steal my money !
Bloody bank !