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Girl: ok, you hang up. boy: no,you hang up girl: oh LOL, you…
girl: ok, you hang up.
boy: no,you hang up
girl: oh LOL, you hang up.
President Obama:
” Aww both of you hang up.
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compare
Whenever somebody says that something is “better than sex”, I always think “better than sex with you maybe”.
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You can drown in 2 inches of water.
You can drown in 2 inches of water. I’m not stating facts, but I’m making suggestions.
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not enough
Excuse me waiter, I’d like to return my food. It only received 10 likes on Instagram.
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search history
When I die I want my internet search history to be read out at my funeral.
That way all my friends and family will go from being depressed too disgusted.
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no chance
Teacher: “don’t get smart with me.”
Student: “with you teaching there is no chance of that.”
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unexpected guests
“This is the police open up!”
“NO!”
“Why not?”
“It’s really messy in here and I wasn’t expecting guests.”
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bad example
My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved with drugs…
A Porsche and his own house by the age of 20…
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I walked into an explosive shop the other day and wanted to buy…
I walked into an explosive shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card.
It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.
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from the second
I knew my psychic was full of shit from the second she accepted my check.