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  • point

    Why do people point at their wrist when they ask what time it is? I don’t point to my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is.


  • I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations…

    I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations…


  • not using

    Dear MTV,
    I was wondering if I could get my “M” back…. you know, since you’re not using it.
    Sincerely, -usic


  • lawyer

    *Me as a lawyer*
    “Guiltypersonsayswhat?”
    “what?”
    “Your honor, I rest my case.”


  • transformation

    Relationships are weird. “you’re funny and smart” eventually turns to “you think you know everything and everything is a joke to you”.


  • early

    The people who complain about Mondays must not start drinking early enough.


  • surprise lunch

    Put in an official complaint at work the other day after finding someone had shit in my lunchbox, and they immediately launched an investigation.
    Turned out to be my wife.


  • I just called in sick because I have a cold…. case if beer in…

    I just called in sick because I have a cold….

    case if beer in my fridge.


  • Facebook

    He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good… Sounds like Santas got Facebook


  • BBQ rules

    We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
    (1) The woman buys the food.
    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
    (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
    Here comes the important part:
    (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
    (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
    (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
    Important again:
    (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
    (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
    (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
    And most important of all:
    (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
    (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.


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