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one, two..
Summer vacations: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
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I start every Monday morning with a simple affirmation: I will…
I start every Monday morning with a simple affirmation: I will not murder anyone today.
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Me when I was little: “F is for friends who do stuff together, U…
Me when I was little:
“F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me.”
Mom: What are you spelling?
Me: fun
Mom: ohhhh.
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bankruptcy
I have $.27 in my account…that means I have more money than the whole city of Detroit!
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dictionary
The Hawaiian word for “lava”: “aa”, is remarkably similar to the word for “lava” used in the village of Pompeii: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
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randevu
“Be very silent, i dont want my parents to know. They will kill me if they know I’m doing this, especially with you,” I whisper to my can of soda as I open it at 2 o’clock in the morning.
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cleaning
The only thing that men are good at cleaning are the Browser History.
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viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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no addiction
After beating my gambling addiction for the last 8 months, I’ve decided to treat myself to a vacation with the money I’ve saved.
Las Vegas here I come!
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like dog
WHAT IS IT BOY!!?? DID YOU SEE SOMETHING???
-Me talking to my penis when I get a random boner.