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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

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  • confusing

    I need to delete some of my fake dating profiles. It’s gotten so confusing I just met myself at Starbucks.

  • unbelievable

    You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?

  • complimentary

    A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says “Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You’re a smart man.” Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender “Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!” Bartender says “Don’t worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary.”

  • Great

    You know the sex was great when your room looks like a scene from ghostbusters.
    Stuff thrown everywhere, and covered in slime.

  • asking

    Got stopped by a policeman today. “Any idea how fast you were going back there?”

    He said “I’ll ask the questions”

  • advice

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  • rates

    How Girls Rate Guys:
    (Looks + money + humor + intelligence)
    So if you score a 0 on looks and humor, but have a 1 on intelligence and money, you have a total score of 2.
    How Guys Rate Girls: Looks x (intelligence + humor) So if you score a 1 on intelligence and a 1 on humor, but a 0 on looks, you have a total score of 0.

  • another version

    What if humans came from Mars? Some catastrophe happened and they needed to leave so “Noah’s Ark” was built as a space ship instead of a boat. Then when it crashed landed into earth the impact killed the dinosaurs.

  • prank

    There is nothing funnier than yelling, “SHE’S STEALING MY CHILD!” and pointing at a woman who’s having trouble with her kid in public.

  • work out

    I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio.

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