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it’s me
I hate when I go to uninstall some program, and then they want me to fill out a survey telling them why.
Like I just broke up with them and they need closure. “No no, Yahoo Toolbar. It’s not you, it’s me. Please stop crying.”
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my turn
I told my wife to spin the globe, put her finger on it and wherever it lands that will be the holiday destination.
”Ooooo!” she says excited, ”Looks like its the Caribbean.”
”Great .” I replied, ”Now lets see where I’m going.”
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I had the awkward moment the other day, where my dad decided to…
I had the awkward moment the other day, where my dad decided to come up to me, and said “Son, we need to talk.” Now when he said this, I thought, oh great, here comes the sex talk.
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survey
In a new survey, 60% of women admitted to using sex as a way of controlling their relationships. The other 40% were blatant liars…
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reminder
Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.
I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day when she said, “Remember, you have a wife.”
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strange country
Girls are like internet domain names.
All the good ones are already taken, so I’m probably going to have to settle for one from a strange country.
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difference
Why is it when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a mans rib cage but when you’re alive you struggle with a bag of chips?
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fired
One day a man returns home to his wife telling her that he was fired from his job at a deli mart. His wife asked why and he said, “after all the years I have worked there, I have always wanted to stick my penis into the meat grinder, and today was the day I completely lost my patience and finaly stuck it in there.
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rules
McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
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regret
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my girlfriends bra off, I decided to give up,
I wish I’d never put it on now