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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

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  • like football

    Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security…


  • I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning…

    I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were.

    Anyway, then the bell rang and we all went for lunch.


  • If it’s dark in the bedroom, it may take several minutes for me…

    If it’s dark in the bedroom, it may take several minutes for me to find the hole and even a few more minutes to stick it in correctly.
    My wife can’t stand it when I try to charge my mobile in bed.


  • caught

    I lost a very good friend and drinking partner yesterday..

    His finger got caught in a wedding ring..


  • I was arrested today over a slight misunderstanding at work.

    I was arrested today over a slight misunderstanding at work.

    Apparently taking your work home is classified as ‘theft’ when you work in a ‘Bank’


  • too much

    Bars are weird, they’re the only business that kicks you out for buying too much of their product.


  • are you done

    Its never polite to ask the guy at the next table “are you done with that?”

    Especially when he’s breaking up with his girlfriend.


  • fruit

    I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.


  • Guy: Please don’t tell my girlfriend that we had sex.

    Guy: Please don’t tell my girlfriend that we had sex.

    Girl: I won’t, my lips are sealed.

    Guy: LIAR!


  • fence

    The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.


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